Is this thing still on? Donnie? Pursey? Dizzi? Bobby?
Damn! I feel like Adam at the Cartwright Family Reunion. . . .
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Friday, October 19, 2007
How To Make Crack Head Pancakes
How To: Make Pancakes Like a Crack Head
Ever wanted to make pancakes like your everyday crack head junkie? Well NOW you can! *WITH PICS*
- Gather your junkiesque supplies
- Cut up your pancake mix (Junk).
- Continue….
- Pile up your pancake mix.
- DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
- Add 1 bump salt and 1 bump baking powder to crack head mirror.
- Next add your water.
- After the water put a shot of milk.
- The last liquid added is oil. This is optional but if you truly want to make crack head pan cakes, put a double shot.
- Now cut everything together. Mix until liquid.
- Now for the egg. Take you syringe and poke THROUGH the egg shell. Extract your Egg.
- Add the raw egg (crack head style).
- After mixed add your pancake mix to your crack spoon. Hold spoon open flame.
- Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.
- Done! Breakfast is served and your crack head pancake is now complete. Enjoy the CrackJack
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Abstinence Education 4 Girlz and 4 Boyz
(Warning: May Not Be Work Safe!)
4 Girlz
The IRON HYMEN Abstinence-Only Education Program
Take the IRON HYMEN Abstinence-Only Pledge
4 Boyz
The Sex is for Fags! Abstinence-Only Education Program
The Sex is for Fags! Abstinence-Only Pledge
(Dizzy Dayz made me post this!)
Labels:
abstinence education,
Humor,
sex,
sex education,
sick humor
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Monday, September 10, 2007
Sunday, September 9, 2007
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