Sunday, September 7, 2008

Hello?

Is this thing still on? Donnie? Pursey? Dizzi? Bobby?

Damn! I feel like Adam at the Cartwright Family Reunion. . . .

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Hillary Clinton: Cookie Monster?

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Rudy in Disguise

Friday, October 19, 2007

How To Make Crack Head Pancakes

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How To: Make Pancakes Like a Crack Head


Ever wanted to make pancakes like your everyday crack head junkie? Well NOW you can! *WITH PICS*


  1. Gather your junkiesque supplies
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  2. Cut up your pancake mix (Junk).
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  3. Continue….
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  4. Pile up your pancake mix.
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  5. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
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  6. Add 1 bump salt and 1 bump baking powder to crack head mirror.
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  7. Next add your water.
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  8. After the water put a shot of milk.
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  9. The last liquid added is oil. This is optional but if you truly want to make crack head pan cakes, put a double shot.
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  10. Now cut everything together. Mix until liquid.10.jpg

  11. Now for the egg. Take you syringe and poke THROUGH the egg shell. Extract your Egg.
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  12. Add the raw egg (crack head style).
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  13. After mixed add your pancake mix to your crack spoon. Hold spoon open flame.
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  14. Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.
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  15. Done! Breakfast is served and your crack head pancake is now complete. Enjoy the CrackJack :)
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Abstinence Education 4 Girlz and 4 Boyz

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4 Girlz

The IRON HYMEN Abstinence-Only Education Program
Take the IRON HYMEN Abstinence-Only Pledge

4 Boyz

The Sex is for Fags! Abstinence-Only Education Program
The Sex is for Fags! Abstinence-Only Pledge

(Dizzy Dayz made me post this!)

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

If I'm Going To Hell...

I might as well die laughing!

YouTube - Modern Day Jesus - Makin' Out

More Surge Please...Mmm Mmm Good

iSurge - AMERICAblog:



If the surge weren't so serious, these "ads" would be totally funny!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Surge For Sale

If the Surge were a product, this would be its TV ad - AMERICAblog:

Monday, September 10, 2007

Interesting Drug Bust

Watch the background carefully. . .

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Size Doesn't Matter

Now. . .back off of Dennis Kucinich: